I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones
As an Australian I love the whole "Australia is a death trap full of vicious deadly animals" cultural myth. Every place has some deadly animals in it who will fuck you over if you don't understand them; we're not more dangerous than anywhere else. BUT we get to look badarse by existing when people pretend we are. No downsides.
i am british, and for all that is wrong with this country, i am glad to be able to walk in the countryside at night and only have to fear other humans and particularly ornery badgers.
I don't want to be mean but I'm pretty sure that's because your ancestors slaughtered everything else and condemned you to live in a giant theme park.
#i watched a video of a guy kayaking down a river in australia and one of the comments was like#“youre so brave! glad you didnt get eaten by a crocodile” it was very genuine and people had to be like. there are no crocodiles here.
6 metre long saltwater crocs are spontaneously generated in all Australian bodies of water like how they used to think germs just spawned in fluid from nothing. My cousin took a bath and he's eaten now. Rookie mistake.